TED 24-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear

Carry the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film around with you! This Ted R-Rated 24-Inch Talking Plush will keep you entertained for countless hours.

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and has refused to leave his side ever since.

He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 24-inch, 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even if he talks and says some bawdy clips from Ted.

The R-Rated version of the Talking Ted Plush features the following 5 phrases from the Ted movie:

"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I’m-I’m a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I’m just kidding you! I thought it’d be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded."

"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I’m gonna stuff my f@!#in’ face with Pepperidge Farm.""

"Well you never should’ve trusted me, I’m on drugs!"

"Alright c’mon, let’s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can’t get me, Thunder, 'cause you’re just God’s farts (makes fart noise)."

"Oh f@!# that, it’s been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years; where’s my ring, huh? Where’s my ring, @!#hole? Where’s my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C’mon!"

Age: 18+
Size: 24-inches tall
Price: $59.99
Available: October 2012